/~CUZNT~\ !psag

The dude who invented carpets is an ass.
sure we all like nice warm fuzzy on our toes, but the filth in the carpet has got to go.
how you may ask. buy a vacuum. which one.... ah theres the thing.
they all suck (all puns intended) we clean commercial and residential properties.
in the past month I have personally killed 2 vacuums. one had the brush wear out, the other died from copious amounts of salt being sucked and pushed through a cheap filtration system and an even shittier motor. it could not suck the shit out of a fly. so now i used a back pack vacuum. It's massive shape and weight tried to crush and torture. i am trying to defeat gravity as it is now, not give in to it. it has great suction, but does nothing to brush the fibers. then there are carpet shampooers. they dont do much either unless you can violently extract (a super suck word used by sanitation engineers) the water and filth. You think you are cleaning the carpet of offending particles, but you are not. These are all purchased by our loving boss, who would be the cash donkey to any door to door salesman. there is no justice in the world